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YATZEE

Sookie. Honey. You are crazy as a moonbat.

I'm gonna be honest here and say I kinda like the idea of Sookie/Eric (it is certainly more interesting than Sookie/Bill), but nevertheless, if she actually goes for something with him, SHE IS COMPLETELY FUCKED IN THE HEAD.

Aside from that. Eric. Goddamn he is hilarious. HEE-LAR-EE-US. I have such a thing for flamboyant assholes. First season he was kinda dull, but from the beginning of the second season on he like. Totally rocketed up to my second favorite slot? Idek. He and Pam make the best evil duo ever.




Also: Jesus. Jesus, I am very dubious of your sudden about face. How do you go from OMG YOU DEAL V? THAT SHIT RUINS LIVES :<<< to OMG I WANNA DO V WIT UUUUUU BB ♥♥♥ in such a short span of time? I am also dubious of Jesus's eerie habit of knowing things. If he turns out to be evil or dying in some freaky ritual because he's ~POWERFUL~ ala last season, I will not be pleased. :( (Otoh, I do appreciate this OMG Layfayette maybe has ~POWERS~ himself subplot.

Also, Jesus, I would appreciate it if you would develop a little more personality b/c seriously, the make outs with Lafayette are totally hot but all you've really got going for you personally is your ~spooky intuition~. I do however approve of your name (and the fact that Lafayette's mom calls you GEE-ZUS instead of HAY-SOOS), because I get to squeal GEE-ZUS IS A FAGGGGG in gleeful tones whenever you and Lafayette make out.

("I'll be damned. Maybe God loves fags." AHAHAHA THIS WOMAN.)

I would appreciate a little more AIDS-BURGER style bad-ass queening it up from Lafayette though, 'cause man is hilarious, and drama hasn't given him much time to do his thing lately. I mean, he's amazingly awesome under duress too and all, but a little variety?


OH AND HAVE I MENTIONED HOW MUCH I LOVE SOPHIE ANN

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST LESBIAN VAMPIRE QUEEN WHO LIKES WATCHING DUDES DO IT

SHE IS SO META

I LOVE HER SO MUCH OMG

YAHTZEE! (NSFW, CONTAINS... YAHTZEE)

"Ugh, this alpha male posturing. You two should really just fuck each other and get it over with. I could watch. :3" OMG WOMAN MAKE LOVE TO ME

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lady_tigerfish
Aug. 24th, 2010 01:52 am (UTC)
Your opinions on this show seem to coincide with mine. I've found myself walking down the street, spontaneously loling at "teacup humans." Not to mention I've tried showing that very clip of Sophie-Anne to a few friends going HEY HEY ISN'T SHE AWESOME...and more often frightening them than not. Then again, I have a sick sense of humor; I was laughing my ASS off at the, um, PR disaster at the end of S3E9.

Did you blitz all of the series in a really short span of time? Because you're squeeing over earlier stuff, but you seem to be caught up? WHAT DOES THAT MUCH CAMPY AWESOME DO TO YOUR BRAIN CRAMMED INTO SUCH A SMALL TIMEFRAME?
woodburner
Aug. 24th, 2010 02:29 am (UTC)
And now for the weather! Tiffany? :DDD
Dude, I blitzed through S1 Ep1 to S3 Ep8 in a span of like, 4 or 5 days. I. I uh. Tend to do that sort of thing. Frequently. It's kind of appalling.

(IT MAKES ME SPEAK TWANG FOR LIKE TWO WEEKS, THAT'S WHAT IT DOES, omg so embarassing. I pick up accents easily and since I already have a touch of southern twang, it's extra-easy for me to pick up a stronger one.)

AND OH MY GOD END OF S3E9 = BEST EVER. I lolled so hard.
lady_tigerfish
Aug. 24th, 2010 02:50 am (UTC)
Re: And now for the weather! Tiffany? :DDD
THAT'S THE TOWN WHERE I WENT TO COLLEGE, TOO, WHERE THAT NEWSCAST WAS TAKING PLACE.
woodburner
Aug. 24th, 2010 02:53 am (UTC)
Re: And now for the weather! Tiffany? :DDD
OMG EVEN BETTER
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woodburner
Aug. 24th, 2010 02:33 am (UTC)
It is extreme camp. It would probably annoy you with all of the tropes that normally annoy people about vampire fiction... but it also makes fun of those same tropes in the same breath.
the_sun_is_up
Aug. 24th, 2010 02:28 am (UTC)
OH MY GOD

THAT SCENE

"YOU SHOULD REALLY JUST FUCK EACH OTHER AND GET IT OVER WITH. I COULD WATCH."

"I HAVEN'T ENJOYED SEX WITH MEN SINCE THE EISENHOWER ADMINISTRATION."

DRINKING BLOOD FROM THAT ONE GIRL'S THIGH.

FINDING A STRAY BIT OF BLOOD ON HER CLEAVAGE AND THEN LICKING IT OFF.

AAAAAAAAAAAAH I WOULD WATCH THIS SHOW JUST FOR HER.
woodburner
Aug. 24th, 2010 02:30 am (UTC)
SHE IS WONDERFUL OMG

unfortunately she isn't a very prominent character :(((
the_sun_is_up
Aug. 24th, 2010 02:36 am (UTC)
Okay, then I'll just watch this scene on a loop for a while. <3______<3

(Dude, she kind of reminds me of Rayfell. Except redheaded and a queen.)
woodburner
Aug. 24th, 2010 02:45 am (UTC)
lady_tigerfish
Aug. 24th, 2010 02:45 am (UTC)
One the one hand, she's spectacularly underused, and the current plotline involving her is a waste of her awesome. On the other, that scene is better than most characters get in an entire series.
woodburner
Aug. 24th, 2010 02:53 am (UTC)
"On the other, that scene is better than most characters get in an entire series."

This woman speaks truth.

(...unfortunately also speaks truth about the waste of her awesome part...)

Edited at 2010-08-24 02:54 am (UTC)
lady_tigerfish
Aug. 24th, 2010 03:07 am (UTC)
They introduced her so close to the end of Season 2, I was SURE it was to set up a major Sophie-Ann-centric plotline. Then they introduced Russel in all his crazy glory (my first reaction to you-know-what, also in Ep. 9, was "is...is that a PUNCHBOWL? Did he just scoop all that up and put it in a PUNCHBOWL? OH LOL WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU."), and I'm thinking "ooh, this is the Politics Season, and the two of them'll be warring from equal positions of power! This will lead to so much epic Sophie-Ann scheming!"

No dice ;_;
woodburner
Aug. 24th, 2010 03:11 am (UTC)
My reaction exactly. ;______;

(omg icon love)
lady_tigerfish
Aug. 24th, 2010 02:59 pm (UTC)
Lol I also have one that says "Did you go to the hypothetical hardware store and buy a theoretical chainsaw?" but I don't have enough icon slots to use them both. Maybe I'll rotate them out.
neveth
Aug. 24th, 2010 04:35 am (UTC)
... Oh my god, if that's what Eric is like in the show then he hasn't been changed too much! And Pam! God I love Pam. Teacup humans! HEE.
woodburner
Aug. 25th, 2010 08:42 pm (UTC)
Pam gets some of the greatest lines, I swear to god. She's so deadpan! Like lady_tigerfish notes above: "Did you go to the hypothetical hardware store and by the theoretical chainsaw?" and "So the problem that you have is that there is no dead body in your house?"
the_sun_is_up
Aug. 24th, 2010 06:14 am (UTC)
NON SEQUITUR:

I seem to remember you were a fan of the Beato/Battler/Ronove OT3?





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woodburner
Aug. 25th, 2010 08:42 pm (UTC)
YESSSSS OMG. ♥♥♥
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